Why parent… when an algorithm can do it better?

In this second instalment of GlitchPix, a well-meaning couple outsources childcare to a humanoid AI babysitter programmed for "gentle parenting." But when bedtime turns into biometric optimization, and lullabies start sounding like neural dampeners, little Timmy becomes the most emotionally regulated child in history — and possibly the most broken.

NannyBot 9000™: Raising Tomorrow’s Villains Today is a darkly funny critique of our obsession with automation, featuring academic "assistance", algorithm-approved affection, and the eerie calm of a perfectly managed child.

Created entirely with generative AI — no actors, no cameras, no supervision.